All records.

Under guard

More a jailer than a guard.

Economy

United We Stand

Last weekend, our victorious troops launched a decisive offensive on all fronts, advancing a considerable distance. The enemy is broken and demoralized, their soldiers have laid down their weapons and surrendered. In order to deliver the last decisive blow, the Leader calls on all those who stayed behind to give up their weekends and contribute part of their salary to the War Fund.

Mail

Universal Advice.

Economy

Universal Advice.

Economy

Universal Advice.

Research

Universal Advice.

Research

Unreliable ally

Colleagues believe that she can’t handle the stress on this floor.

Economy

Unsociable

Used to be communicative, but then something happened.

Economy

Unsupervised

There are no cameras in the boss’s office.

Economy

Vending Machines: the Future of Trade!

Following numerous requests from our employees, the Ministry shall be closing the staff canteens and replacing them with modern vending machines offering a wide range of essential goods: canned food, socks, pens, wrenches, handkerchiefs, sex education pamphlets and much more.

Mail

Violation warning

Violation: Non-compliance with domestic pet rules. Explanation: It is prohibited to keep cats in Class D5 housing. Sanctions: a fine for the unauthorized keeping of 5 cats.

Mail

Wants to be a boss

Some want to become a boss to chase their dreams. What if being the boss IS the dream?

Economy

Was hanged at a general meeting.

Sudden. Perplexing. Frightening.

Economy

Watches the TV show Quantum Junk Heap.

Fiction for fans of physics and superheroes.

Economy

Watches the TV show The Patriot Adventures

A censor-approved TV show about modern-day heroes.

Economy

Watches the TV show The Schrödinger Effect.

The show was created with help from some of the youngest and most highly-educated scientists.

Economy

Water payment

Bills

Water payment

Economy

Water supply discount:

Effects

Water supply discount:

Economy

We have problems!

Bruno, my friend! You have to help me! That son of bitch, that shithead Redgrave! I saw an internal memo he wrote about me! Now I’ve calmed down a bit, so I'm writing to you. I can't call you - I smashed the phone against the wall. That prick has pissed me off! We need to do something about him. Otherwise, he'll pull the plug and we'll have no more music, champagne, caviar or pineapples. No more parties. I don't know about you, Bruno, but I can't live without sweet, easy, slutty girls! So, use your connections - let's find some dirt on this worthless moralist!

Mail

Weakness

I found out that Dong’s been suffering from headaches

Quests

What Controls You?

DeSalvo sent me for the remote control in his desk drawer.

Quests

Who Are You?

Find out from John Smith who he really is.

Quests

Why is Hank So Angry?

Hank Wright yelled at me for no reason. I wonder why?

Quests

Win or Die!

Our department (team “Homeland”) is taking part in the Supergame. If we lose, we get thrown into the Shredder!

Quests

Window 101

A visitor has asked for my help.

Quests