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If I had a brain like Weinberg's, I wouldn’t be working on terminals. I’d have become the head of this floor a long time ago.
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If I hadn’t done this, everyone would have died after 23 generations of clones! I’ve done my duty to the future!
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If I let you in ahead of me, I won't live to see next spring!
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If I tune it to 97.7 FM, press the power and backlight switches together and shake it three times, it picks up a foreign frequency!
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If I were you, I would have poked my nose in that envelope for sure.
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If I were you, I’d stay away from it. You might slip and fall, or someone might help you slip and fall...
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If my father thought that it was for the best... then I agree.
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If only I could pick locks...
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If only I had any! But I do I watch TV shows when I get the chance, or sometimes go to the park or the library. What about you?
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If only it broke down beyond repair… You know what I mean?
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If only it were that easy...
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If only you knew the kind of poison he was selling!
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If someone broke that damn thing completely, I'd shower him with gold! That's how serious it is!
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If the Leader commands it.
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If there are no available offices, reject the appeal.
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If there are no specific instructions, then any decision you make is the right one!
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If there were more people like you, the world would be a better place!
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If there’s something you don't understand, just ask my boss and he’ll explain who I am and why I’m allowed to look in the drawers. Capisce?
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If this is necessary for work, then, of course I’ll do it!
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If we can lay down the law in our own homes, we can do the same on the streets!
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If what you say is true… I am ready to help!
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If you are a human, you’ll have a hard time pleasing him. Only perfect Carls can do that.
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If you can't find a flimsy roll of adhesive tape in the Ministry than what are you even doing here, Evan?
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If you could only see how he works his jackhammer! It's divine!
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If you cross a unicorn with an octopus, you get:
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If you do nothing, you never make mistakes. I did everything I could.
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If you do, there is a chance that she’ll accept his death and recover.
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If you don’t help me, I will have only one option - to kill myself here and disappear forever. There’s enough time to take one shot. Although I would…
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If you don't mind, I’d like to join you.
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If you don't want to live, then at least don’t die a senseless death!
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If you find another way - go for it. Ask them to withdraw, arrange a transfer to another department or wear them down.
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If you go to Leader's Street with no money and with two black eyes, you’ll certainly be arrested by the police. It looks like your trip is over for…
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If you got me a replacement, I’d be able to take out the current one.
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If you had, you would’ve been sentenced to the mines. Now you’re sentenced to the grave.
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If you keep watching it, we can become TV buddies!
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If you roll up your sleeves and work hard eight hours a day, sooner or later you’ll be promoted to manager and get to work twelve hours a day! Isn't…
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If you roll up your sleeves and work hard eight hours a day, sooner or later you’ll be promoted to manager and get to work twelve hours a day! Isn't…
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If you saw my work schedule for today, you’d say the same!
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If you sit on the riverbank long enough, the current might sweep away your enemies for you.
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If you stand on the opposite side of the street, it reads: “!eb yam ti revetahw - su stifeneb taht lla ot yrolG”.
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If you want to “just ask”, then get in line behind me.
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If you'd been there you’d know that nothing is okay in that place.
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If you’re a Shniperson, I’m a ballerina in the Patriotic Theater. But in our Ministry, who cares? Go on...
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If you're going to weep in disappointment, don’t do it too loud...
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If you're interested, I can tell you how to incapacitate a person using a safety pin. You just need to stick it riiight here…
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If you’re satisfied, then I've got nothing to worry about!
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If you’re short on cash, then just give as much as you can. But the money is needed urgently!
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If you're talking about the apocalypse or an alien invasion, don't worry. We're prepared for those...
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