Items.

A child's painting

Acts strangely.

Addicted

Addicted to drugs or medication.

Alarm clock

Ensures that you are at work on time. Essential for survival in the ministry jungle.

Alcoholic

Alcohol dependent.

An issue of "THE PATRIOT"

A read edition of the newspaper "THE PATRIOT". A pro-government newspaper whose authors hail the good old days.

Armin Kreinert's time sheet

Armin Kreinert's time sheet clearly shows that he often comes in later and leaves earlier.

Band Manager

Manager of the band MIND WRAP from the Federation of States

Basic Borean Grammar Book

The often out-of-print basic book to learn the most wonderful language in the world.

Beats his wife and children

How a family manages its internal affairs is none of the state's business.

Beautiful jar

Beer

A bottle of delicious beer. Possession is allowed, consumption is prohibited.

Behaves homosexually

The state is not interested in the sexuality of its citizens.

Being inconspicuous

The manual to the art of believable inconspicuousness.

Betting slip

Perry Pitbull versus The Monster. Six to one.

Black flag

A flag made of black fabric.

Blackmails

Knows about illegal activities of other citizens and gets paid for it.

Blue tie

A blue tie made of soft fabric.

Book about self-optimization

A guide on how to become the most useful citizen possible.

Book of patriotic poems

A book full of poems in honor of the Great Leader.

Boots

A pair of sturdy boots.

Borean whiskey

A terrible booze. Poor man's drink. Some people associate it with romantic feelings. Should be banned!

Brass Knuckles

Unusual hand jewelry, sometimes misappropriated to solve thorny problems.

Broken bottle

A broken bottle. Smells like beer. And garbage. And like mold.

Brutal

Is brutal.

Bulging envelope

A bulging envelope. It rustles as if there are plenty of bills inside.

Buys sex

Buying sex is socially outlawed in our country, but it is not forbidden.

Buys snack

Small snacks are good for the nerves.

Cable

A cable that comes out of the shredder.

Cactus

Camera MK I

A simple surveillance camera with a small viewing area.

Camera MK II

An MK II surveillance camera with an average viewing area.

Camera MK IV

A surveillance camera like no other. Large field of view and accurate people tracking.

Cane

Ancient means of effective education of disobedient family members.

Cat clock

Cat food

A bag of cat food. For cat-related emergencies in the office.

Checked song lyrics

Ministry-approved lyrics of Wolf Henker's next super hit.

Checks data

Electronic data processing has made great strides in our country.

Childhood photo

A photo of Susanne Beinert and her brother as toddlers.

Chocolate

Delicious chocolate, popular with young and old.

Cigar box

A box of good foreign cigars.

Cigarettes

One pack of filterless North Borean cigarettes.

Clandestine behavior

Prowls the streets and dark alleys.

Cleans his gun

Only a clean gun is a good gun.

Coffee beans

Exotic coffee beans for extra good coffee.

Collection slip

Authorizes the owner to pick up and deliver mail within the Ministry.

Complains

If you don't like things, honesty is required.

Concert permit application

An envelope containing the application for a concert permit.

Condom

A sealed condom packet. Protects from many things, just not from love.

Confession of Gunther Beislaus on tape

Video recording showing Gunther confessing that he placed the walkman.