According to the latest government findings, red apples contain vitamins and fiber and are beneficial to a healthy diet. For this reason, they are allowed.
Any form of support for resistant, seditious or subversive organizations is considered treason and is forbidden!Flag of the resistanceLeaflet of the resistance
Contact with people living abroad endangers morale and national security and is therefore prohibited.Letter from abroad
Domestic violence is legalized. It will be subject to personal responsibility and should only be used in an emergency.
Due to the optimized public health restructuring, private possession and handling of penicillin is temporarily prohibited.Penicillin
Foreign salt does not taste as good as our unique national salt. Therefore, non-domestic salt is prohibited.Foreign salt
Importing exotic goods such as chocolate increases our dependence on foreign countries and is therefore prohibited.Chocolate
In order to be able to listen to the most modern of all musical styles even in our most beautiful of all countries, ownership of a Walkman is now permitted. Ownership and use is encouraged.
Intentionally making a hurtful or defamatory statement or faking a false fact against a person is prohibited and punishable by imprisonment.
Intentionally planned conduct that uses obfuscation measures to evade the Ministry's gaze is, of course, prohibited.
Listening to modern music is allowed and encouraged in our great country. In this regard, please observe the binding usage regulations in the small print. In addition, a regular psychological report must be submitted.
No citizen may demand money from another citizen for violating a law. This right rests solely with the state.
Non-conformist, i.e. homosexual, statements, actions and thoughts endanger the continued existence of our nation. Forbidden!Love letter
Offering sex services for money is reprehensible for moral and hygiene reasons. Prostitution is therefore prohibited in the territory of the Greatest Union.
Only local medicines help against local diseases. Therefore, the import of medicine is prohibited.Zidovudine
Our best researchers have found out that the green apple variety is of foreign origin. Therefore, it is banned.
Our best researchers have found that green apples contain vitamins and are beneficial to health. For this reason they are allowed.
Possession of foreign currencies is unnecessary and morally subversive and therefore punishable.Foreign money
Reading educates, calms and relaxes. The Great Leader will once again allow all fellow citizens to possess and consume written words, effective immediately.NovelDictionaryMath book
Red apples contain too much sugar, according to the latest government findings, and are therefore banned for the sake of public health.
Rubber ducks lead to unnecessary consumption of time in the process of body hygiene. Therefore, they are prohibited.
The acquisition of state documents from non-state sources is prohibited. These include passports, meal vouchers and dictionaries.
The Great Leader has tried soda and found: it refreshes and tastes good. For this reason, from now on it is allowed to all citizens.Soda
The possession of firearms is compulsory for police officers, border guards and social workers. For all others it is forbidden.
To increase the productivity of the Greatest Union, sleeping is illegal. Punishment occurs only in individual cases.
To limit the spread of enemy propaganda, owning and reading books is prohibited.NovelDictionaryMath book
Unborn life is sacred to the Great Leader. Therefore, it must never be aborted under any circumstances!
Violence in the home is not tolerated in the Greatest Union. Problems and aggression should be managed differently.