You look so discontented. Have I done something to you?
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You look so discontented. Have I done something to you?
Do you mean my face?
W-what? No! I, uh... uh... I've just seen you a little... disgruntled.
You wimp! I just want to be left alone!
Someone is always coming around the corner and disturbing me! My kids, my wife - now you!
All you want to do in the evening is sit in front of the TV and relax!
But not even that is granted to me!
In the process, I performed heroic deeds as a border control officer for the Greatest Union!
Border control officer?
Yes, there is a lot of smuggling at the border. I was able to arrest many criminals!
Oh... you must have seen a lot of forbidden things there.
From whisky from the Federation of the States to cigars to crooked passports.
Fancy... Passports?
He was such a little runt at the border ... he tried his luck with a passport in which the height was two meters.
I served our greatest nation faithfully! And now I sit in front of the TV every day.
I am sorry to hear that...
As if!