Well, what have we here! You're not trying to tell me that all this is yours, are you?

Well, what have we here! You're not trying to tell me that all this is yours, are you?

Your janitor's salary isn't good enough for you, is it?

You're a dirty thief!

I hereby confiscate all items reported stolen.

You will then receive your fine in the mail.

I hope this will be a lesson to you!

There is no place for thieves in our country!