Tell me, you areTHAT Friederike Feinbein, right? The famous figure skater?

Tell me, you areTHAT Friederike Feinbein, right? The famous figure skater?

You bet! But that won't happen to me again.

You mean the figure skater who failed in the most important competition in the world?

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you!

Who failed miserably against this goat from the Federation of States and brought shame to the Greatest Union and the Great Leader?

And I'm sure I would have won, too, if the jury hadn't fallen for that goat from a hostile foreign country!

I... uh... but that's not what I meant at all! You fought toe to toe in the competition!

Why don't you just say that you mean this Friederike Feinbein? The failure?

I will definitely impress these philistines of referees! They will have to give me the title!

Thank you, Mr. Schwarz! You are very sweet.

Oh! Thank you very much. That’s very nice!

Oh, was that the reason you lost?

At the next competition I will be so good that I will enchant them with my skids!

Now, if you'll excuse me! I have to work out.