Ms. Weinerts, excuse me! Are you perhaps good at Borean grammar?

Ms. Weinerts, excuse me! Are you perhaps good at Borean grammar?

Is that a trick question?

Me - no, it's not. My son urgently needs tutoring.

Ah, so. It depends. What do you pay?

I, uh... how much do you want?

Well, you can send your kid my way for 50 bucks.

That sounds doable. And you're really good at grammar?

Nope. Grammar is disgusting. I hate grammar.

But I can teach him to cheat so that they don't catch him.

I see. Have you ever been caught?

Me? Yes, of course. They kicked me out of school. Fucking fascists!

Maybe I'd better ask around some more. Thank you very much, Ms. Weinerts!