I wanted to ask you something ...

I wanted to ask you something ...

I have been given a major assignment at the Ministry that is of absolute importance.

It's about this foreigner, Lukas Schmolke, who is currently a guest in our house. Do you know who I mean?

Ah, that tall guy, you mean?

Yes, exactly. Are you perhaps interested in him?

How? What are you hinting at?

Uh... well. I'm looking for a woman who ... would not be opposed to... a little fun.

... By the Great Leader! Mr. Schwarz, you shock me!

I hope you're kidding!

Uh...

I... no. I have no words for your strange and absolutely impertinent request! Leave.

Of course, only to do a very great service to the Great Leader?

But you told me to ask you if I ever needed anything ....

Because I got you the address for the abortion doctor.

You have, Mr. Schwarz, and I am very grateful to you for that.

But that's not why I should sleep with random strangers.

What is wrong with you that you think I would do that?

I still stand by the favor I owe you, come back when you can think of something a little less ... extravagant.