How's your apartment?

How's your apartment?

Of course! What could be wrong with it?

The faucet?

The hot water in the shower?

No. Everything is fine. Nothing you need to stick your nose into.

Water comes out of the tap. Sometimes it is even clean.

I'm glad to hear that.

Sometimes hot. Sometimes cold. Just as it should be.

I see. Good to hear.

Anything else? The heater? The windows? Want me to take a look?

Do you have a family?

What's it to you?

Well, listen. I am the caretaker. I must know who lives here.

Nobody else lives here. Only me. Happy now?

And visitors? Do you often have visitors?

Do you also need to know that because you are the caretaker?

Of course. So, do you have any? Visitors I mean.

No. Never. Are we finally done?

Are you happy?

Satisfied with what? With my life? With this apartment?

Yes, in general. With the government, for example. Are you satisfied with the Great Leader?

What's the question?

Oh, I'm just interested.

You are the clumsiest informer I have ever met.

Of course, I am satisfied with the Great Leader. Everyone is satisfied with the Great Leader.

Is that it?

If it can't be avoided.

Is everything okay in your apartment?

You live here alone, don't you?

Are you satisfied?