Hey! You there!

Hey! You there!

What? Me?

Yes, you! Altmann told me to look for a man with an ugly tie.

And your tie is extraordinary...

Hey, I like my tie. I like my tie!

Pah! Anyway. Let's not talk about your taste in clothes.

You are now an employee at the Ministry.

And like all other employees -

- except me -

you will have an office. A small musty office in which you can rot for the rest of your existence.

Uh... how great?

If you look at it that way, yes. You will find your office on the first floor, next to Susanne Beinert's office.

Don't walk too far, or you'll already be in the archives.

So the second door on this level?

Right.

You should be able to find it pretty quickly. The phone in your office is already ringing.

Well, then, get to your broom closet... uh... your office.

You better hurry up! Your phone is still ringing.

Thank you!

We have scanners on every floor of the Ministry. Registered Ministry employees have to log in once on their floor.

Then you can get to your office floor and the one above it without any problems.

As a Department I employee, you have access to Floor I and Floor II.

I see. Thank you for that... briefing.

Now, before you run off, I need to instruct you on a few things.

But you said the phone was ringing...

And I'm standing here in the rain all day. What now?

I can't just send you clueless good-for-nothings to the Ministry without you knowing the important procedures.

Oh... uh... go ahead.

Too bad.

Life is hard.

Should you in the course of your -

career

- need tools.

Then turn to me.

With me, brave servants of the Greatest Union get important tools in the fight for the good cause of the Great Leader.

I see. Does it cost anything?

If you need cameras, lock picks or tools, you've come to the right place.

But just don't think that as a Level I employee you have access to all items.

Oh well...

But not to floor III, IV or V.

What a question. Of course!

Do you think I can just give you these tools? Not like that, buddy!

Because you don't.