Hello?

Hello?

I'm calling on behalf of Stephen Huberts.

Over here? Why? What's wrong? Everything is fine here!

"What's that old rag Frank's got hanging out in front of the house?"

I, but ... this is the flag of the Ministry.

Is it? Is that really the flag of the ministry?

Yes.

No?

My dear Mr. Schwarz.

I had thought you were progressive. Obviously, I was wrong. That makes me sad.

Exactly. What does the flag of the ministry look like exactly, Mr. Schwarz?

I ... I'm afraid I don't know.

What you put up there sends a completely wrong message.

Our wonderful nation's finest graphic designers have been working for months on a new logo for our equally wonderful ministry.

Yes, haven't you heard anything about it, Mr. Schwarz? Do I have to worry?

Namely, that you prefer to live in the past and hate progress.

Sorry about that.

Is that the message you want to send?

All right, I believe you.

So what now?

If I were you, I would hoist the flag with the right logo ASAP.

And pay attention to the exact flag instructions. We don't make this stuff for fun, after all.

Of course! Flag instructions - I'll take a look.

Excellent, Mr. Schwarz! Then get to it!

It really wasn't intentional!

This is not my fault!

How did Mr. Huberts phrase it so well?

And I hope you know, Mr. Schwarz: if you need anything, all you have to do is ask me.

This is Emma Grundig from Department IV. Am I speaking to Mr. Schwarz?

Yes, this is Schwarz, Department II. Good morning, Ms. Grundig!

Mr. Schwarz, what's actually going on over there?

*click*

Uh... yes?

Uh... no?

I - that was really not on purpose. You have to believe me!

What will happen now? Should I be worried?

I am really sorry! How can I make it up to you?

I can't help it, I was given wrong instructions. Really!