Can you tell me who in your department is responsible for upholding the state's principles of propaganda and its subcategory of art?

Can you tell me who in your department is responsible for upholding the state's principles of propaganda and its subcategory of art?

Well, it's certainly not me.

And who is it then?

Aren't you interested in me at all? Or my work?

I am interested in something else.

But of course!

Please tell me who is responsible for the art guidelines.

All right, because it's you.

I'm afraid I can't tell you that. Top secret, you know.

But thank you for asking, I appreciate it. Now to your actual question.

Yvonne Seelers is responsible for dissonant dissidents, deviant artists and propagandistic propane gas experiments.

I think so, yes.

Is there something there for you?

I'm sorry, but I don't have time for that today.

What are you working on at the moment?