Yesterday during a rally in honor of the Leader’s momentous new decisions, representatives of the Ministry of Order apprehended an enemy suicide…

Yesterday during a rally in honor of the Leader’s momentous new decisions, representatives of the Ministry of Order apprehended an enemy suicide bomber. He was planning to use dynamite to turn the peaceful assembly into a bloodbath, but was exposed and arrested. Thousands of lives were saved, and thousands of children will now get to bask in the bright sun of the new era the Great Leader has promised us! Glory to the guardians of the law! The vile agent will suffer a just punishment for his deeds! Death to enemies and spies!