Yesterday, the staff of the House of Misfits in Velfer committed an act of negligence by allowing one of their patients to be abducted. The…

Yesterday, the staff of the House of Misfits in Velfer committed an act of negligence by allowing one of their patients to be abducted. The individuals entrusted by the Leader to protect the nation’s gene pool from undesirable elements proved themselves to be unworthy of such an honor and were shot. The kidnapper and his hostage are now on the most wanted list. The remaining residents of the House of Misfits will be administered the Blissful Sleep procedure to avoid further contamination. Have a nice working day!