This is an insult to my patriotic sensibilities. The Leader already has a full and majestic moustache! The insinuation that it can be replaced or…

This is an insult to my patriotic sensibilities. The Leader already has a full and majestic moustache! The insinuation that it can be replaced or improved upon is treasonous! I suggest arresting Aderhold, and shipping his kids off to the labor camps!