Dear Dr. Weinberg! We were delighted to review the manuscript of your new book. This is a masterpiece that every intelligent person should become…

Dear Dr. Weinberg! We were delighted to review the manuscript of your new book. This is a masterpiece that every intelligent person should become acquainted with! Your statement that the ideal person is a dead one is brilliant! However, we are forced to refuse publication due to paper shortage. My deepest apologies! Editor of “Way of the Leader” publishing, Pierre Caterpillar.