Profile: P. Ferguson Extremely unreliable, lazy and stupid. Addicted to alcohol and drugs. Constantly takes bribes in huge amounts and holds orgies…

Profile: P. Ferguson Extremely unreliable, lazy and stupid. Addicted to alcohol and drugs. Constantly takes bribes in huge amounts and holds orgies in the Ministry. A regular client of illegal brothels. Repeatedly accused of abusing minors, but all charges were dropped due to pressure on witnesses. Considering the above and attaching full case details, I recommend limiting P. Ferguson’s authority to Floor 1 of the Ministry. I also recommend awarding him the Order of Merit to the Motherland to reduce his indignation about “permanent unjustified distrust”. (C. Redgrave)