The Ministry of Science is proud to announce the successful completion of the test phase for the “Carl 500+” line of perfect employee clones. This…

The Ministry of Science is proud to announce the successful completion of the test phase for the “Carl 500+” line of perfect employee clones. This joyful news was met with universal jubilation, and all remaining employees will be replaced with Carl 500+ models as soon as possible. All hail science! All hail the Great Leader!