Yes, of course, let’s all kick Morris when he’s down. Is there anyone who still hasn't kicked Morris today yet?
Yes, of course, let’s all kick Morris when he’s down. Is there anyone who still hasn't kicked Morris today yet?
I've already had coffee poured over my head and a pin put on my seat...
Isn't it hilarious to push clumsy old Morris the doormat around? And laugh at him while he’s crawling on the floor collecting his papers...
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Help
Let me help you.
Ha ha. Very funny, sir, very funny...
I'm being serious. I'd be happy to help you pick everything up.
Really? Are you from another Ministry? Or are you just new?
Today's my first day.
That explains it! I wonder if you'll stay that way... Or if you’ll become just like the others.
Anyway, thank you very much, sir.
Clumsy Morris might not be the most useful person to have as a friend... And he might not be the most pleasant person to be around... But...
... You can be sure that I'll return your kindness as best I can!
Don't mention it!
Spit in his face
Out of my way, freak!
What a very creative young man! Such ingenuity!
No one has spat in clumsy Morris's face before! I'll remember that. Can you tell me your name?
Evan Redgrave. Write it down so you don't forget, you scatterbrained klutz.
Redgrave? That explains a lot...
What are you still wittering on about? Do you need some sense beaten into you?
I said thank you for stopping by and taking the time to talk...
Ignore
I'm in hurry.
Everyone's in a hurry.
They rush around, all the while losing themselves and their loved ones.
Clumsy Morris is the only one not in a hurry. Why hurry towards the next humiliation?
Wait!
It's me, clumsy Morris. Do you remember me? You helped me pick up my papers when everyone else ignored me.
I promised I’d thank you. Here you are! It's not much, but it's the best I can do.
There's no better teacher than a book. They help you learn new skills.
Thank you, Morris! I really appreciate it.
No, thank you. I've been working here for fifteen years, and you're the first person who actually stopped to help.
It's me, clumsy Morris! Do you remember me, Redgrave? You did me the kindness of spitting in my face.
Was that meant to be funny? What do you want, you little shining wit?
I'm just a little man delivering papers around the office. The boss’s secretary asked me to take something to Accounting.
The timesheet for your first day of work was in there.
What do you mean “was”?
Ah, you're quite smart for a Redgrave. It... How can I put it... Got a little bit lost. Ha ha ha!
So what now?
So now you'll be fined, you heartless bastard! Good luck!
I don't have time to talk about this.
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