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What? Err... What the hell is going on today?! I sure could use a cigarette… What do you want? It’s a pity my vacation isn’t coming up soon. Or…

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What? Err... What the hell is going on today?! I sure could use a cigarette… What do you want? It’s a pity my vacation isn’t coming up soon. Or ever... Ahem… Stop, don't move! Go on, keep moving! What do you want? What do you want?

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Say you're here for Hemnitz’s things
Ask what's going on
You

What's going on?

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There’s been an explosion somewhere.

You

Was anyone hurt?

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Someone somewhere is always hurt.

To report a dead employee
You

There's a body in booth 101!

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Why?

You

“Why” what? Why’s there a body or why’s it in 101?

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Why don't I know about it?

You

I have no idea! But now you know!

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I'll handle it. Dismissed. Thank you for you service!

You

That's it?

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Yup.

Propose a deal
You

I have a question for you.

Say, what’s the penalty for taking prohibited items into the building?

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It is impossible to take prohibited items into the building.

You

But still... Suppose I asked you to smuggle something in, how much would you fine me?

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A fine for bribing an official, a fine for violating the rules, plus my partner's cut.

You

How big is his cut?

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Ask him yourself. He hasn't been at work for several days.

You

And that doesn't bother you?

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Working round the clock isn’t good. Find out what happened to him. Then we can discuss your business.

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Find out the partner's address
You

I'll stop by his place and check on him.

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Merzice, number 10. That's the address.

You

I'll find out what’s going on and come back.

Think it over and return later
You

If you’re satisfied, then I've got nothing to worry about!

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Yup.

Ask him why he’s so angry
You

Has something upset you? You look angry.

Tell him about his partner
You

Your partner... er … has some complaints about how you treat him. You should probably be softer with him. Call him!

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I see.

You

Will you help me get something forbidden into the Ministry?

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We'll arrange a drill. I’ll do it. Let them try and catch me.

Get surveillance cameras
You

How can I get a surveillance camera?

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Write a request to the security department. They will give you one.

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Persuade him to give you a camera.
You

Isn't an oral request enough?

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Enough for responsible ministry employees. Only use it for work-related business.

You

I will!

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No.

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Talk about people exiting the Ministry.
General chat
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You

Goodbye.

You

Comrade policeman, can I ask you a question?

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Go ahead.

You

Is there a record of employees leaving the Ministry?

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There is.

You

Can I see it?

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No.

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Use your Authority
You

I’m not sure you understand... This is very important. Show me the log of people leaving the Ministry.

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Fine, here's the log.

You

...

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Looks like he didn't leave the Ministry.

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Is that all?

You

Yes, thank you.

You

Yes, thank you.

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Stand back, citizen. Or else you’ll be issued a fine and some bodily harm.

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You

Goodbye.

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I need a partner.

You

Didn't you have a partner? What's the problem?

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I don’t have a partner.

You

Then ask for a partner!

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I need MY partner.

You

Where is he?

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At home. I need to get to him at home. But I can't go. This makes me angry.

You

Ask someone! You're an influential man - no one will turn you down!

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Will you go?

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Agree
You

Well I can’t really say no.

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Merzice, number 10. That's the address.

You

I'll try to find him.

Think it over and return later
You

I'm afraid I'm busy right now. Maybe later?

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Yup.

You

Do you mind if I stand here a little? When you sit alone all day, you just want to chat with someone!

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Go ahead!

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Talk about Lost and Found
You

Are you in charge of the Lost and Found?

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Yes.

You

And where do the things in the box come from? Do people bring them?

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Mostly the pathologist.

You

How responsible of him.

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He has his orders. If someone dies with secret documents - he brings them here.

Talk about the weather
You

How do you like the weather this week?

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Wet.

You

Nice weather for ducks, eh!

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Let it rain.

Talk about family
You

Do you have a family?

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No.

You

And there never was?

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Was.

You

And now?

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And now - no.

Talk about work
You

What does your job involve?

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I come in on time. Issue fines. Go home.

You

That's all?

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I also break bones.

You

Sounds like the dream job!

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Yup.

Talk about diet
You

You’re on duty all day... You mustn’t have a lot of time to eat?

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Food is a problem.

You

And how do you solve it?

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I don't eat.

You

At all?

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Sometimes I fine Marwitz for pies. Or confiscate them.

You

Aren't you afraid of getting food poisoning?

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I'm not afraid of anything. I saw shit when I was at the Front. I ate shit. I was shit. I'm safe now.

Talk about his physical shape
You

How do you manage to stay in such great physical shape?

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Regular exercise with a baton in the open air.

You

That's all?

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Yup.

Back
You

Honestly, I just asked for no reason...

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I don't care...

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Evan Redgrave?! Please report for routine medical testing.

You

What?

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All employees must provide samples upon request.

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This is where we keep employees' lost and found stuff. Why are you searching this place?

You

Magda Rakovich sent me. I came to get Hemnitz’s belongings.

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Take what's left.

You

Left? Has someone already been here?

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A colleague. Took some box and left.

You

What colleague?

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None of my business.

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Examine the things
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You

Magda Rakovich sent me. I came to get Hemnitz’s belongings.

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Take what's left.

You

Left? Has someone already been here?

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A colleague. Took some box and left.

You

What colleague?

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None of my business.

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Examine the things
You

I don't have time for this.

End conversation
You

I don't have time to talk about this.

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