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THE SHREDDER IS A SOULLESS MACHINE! THE SHREDDER CANNOT BE A JUDGE! THE SHREDDER IS EVIL!

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THE SHREDDER IS A SOULLESS MACHINE! THE SHREDDER CANNOT BE A JUDGE! THE SHREDDER IS EVIL!

You

Hi! Aren't you tired of standing here and yelling the same thing?

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LET'S STOP THE SPREE OF UNJUST VIOLENCE!!! MAKE VIOLENCE FAIR!

You

And what exactly do you suggest?

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I demand that the Shredder be stopped! It is time to think about why a mechanism designed for waste disposal is being used to dispose of promising employees!

Not all people are rubbish, just some of them! THE SHREDDER IS EVIL!

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Lure him into DeSalvo's office
You

Can you stop shouting for a second? Do you just want to yell about it or do you actually want to get some results?

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Get results? How?

You

This floor has its own boss. Let's go to Comrade DeSalvo!

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Ha, do you think he’ll listen to my shouting?

You

I am 100% sure that Albert DeSalvo will listen to every single noise you make with great pleasure. The louder the better.

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Seriously? Then let's go, of course! there’s so much I want to scream at the top of my lungs about!

You

I can imagine.

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You think I don't understand that you’re trying to protect this soulless metal monster?! Why don’t you jump into this infernal Shredder if you love it so much!

Offer mood-improving substances Talk about stimulants
Invite to the quiz Suggest he take part in the quiz
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You

OK…

You

Would you like a little something to... help you to relax and lift your spirits? Hi there. I can make you an offer you won't refuse!

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I'm not interested. No thank you. No thanks, that would get in the way of my work!

You

Hello! I'm putting a team together for the patriotic quiz - would you like to join us? Hi there. I can make you an offer you won't refuse!

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I'm not interested. No thank you. I don't!

You

I don't have time to talk about this.

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