So, where’s the patient? Who’s the one whose bonus gave them a heart attack?

Why are you talking to me like that? Do you want to lose your medical kit and spend your days in the Ministry’s medical center shoving hemorrhoid suppositories up clerks' asses?

Paramedic

You probably think you scare me, right? That I'm going to start apologizing, asking for forgiveness?

If only it were that easy...

Paramedic

Well, you can go to hell! You can’t scare a doctor with your ass cheeks out! Here's your kit, take it!

Wait, maybe I overdid it...

Paramedic

Take it, I say! I'm tired! To hell with everything! Every ministerial brat tries to wipe the floor with me, and I’m supposed to make them better? No way! I'll become a vet and work with sheep - the same patients, but more peace of mind!

But…

Paramedic

DON'T YOU DARE STOP ME! I'm leaving!

... What was that?

Do you know who you're talking to?

Paramedic

A potential future resident of the hospital morgue. So what?

I'm feeling better, and I still have my bonus!

Paramedic

And what of it?

I can offer you a great solution! I give you the bonus, and you give me your medical kit! It's a win-win!

Paramedic

Yeah, sure, right this instant! Do you know what will happen if I come back without my kit? I’ll get sent to the Blissful Sleep - no question about it!

And if I add patriotism bonuses?

Paramedic

Well…

And a loyalty bonus?

Paramedic

Is there such a bonus?

Of course there is! So, do we have a deal?

Paramedic

Ah, to hell with the Hippocratic oath, give me the money! I have three hungry kids at home... I'll say that some spies from Valverde attacked me... Let them look for this kit themselves. But if they find it, I've never seen you before in my life.

Of course. You have a good day!

Paramedic

And you stay well... ha-ha... I say that as a doctor!

Yes, that’ll do. Take the bag.

Maybe we can come to an agreement?

Paramedic

You can come to an agreement with the coroner!