Profile

Hello? Who’s there?

Peter Dong

Hello? Who’s there?

Responses

What do you want?
Peter Dong

What do I want? Oh, I... I don't know...

Responses

What’s your name?
You

Do you remember your name?

Peter Dong

I… I don’t remember.

What is the purpose of your visit?
You

Do you remember why you came to the Ministry?

Peter Dong

Of course I do. It’s very important! I need... need to...

Let's summarize
You

So, you don't remember who you are or why you came here, but it's very important, right?

Peter Dong

Yes... It seems that way. But this is madness! What should I do?!

Responses

Obviously, you should remember who you are.
Peter Dong

Yes, that would be nice...

Responses

And then figure out why you came here.
Peter Dong

Sounds reasonable but... Wait! I remember!

You

At last!

Peter Dong

My name is Joe Rapidick and I wanted to shoot you!

You

What?!

Peter Dong

Yeah, right, I wanted to shoot you, but... But why? You helped me, and you're a good person! So why?

You know, I have to go... I'll come back if I remember.

Let me do my job!
Peter Dong

What do you mean? I have a problem, and your job is to help me solve it!

You

I can't just wait until you remember what your problem is!

Peter Dong

Can't wait? There’s a citizen living without a name, and you can't wait?

Burn in hell, you heartless bastard!

Next!
Peter Dong

Who are you talking to?

You

The man behind you. I don't have time for jokers!

Peter Dong

Jokers? You're just avoiding having a conversation with me, admit it! Why does nobody want to talk to me?

Responses

What is the purpose of your visit? What is your issue?
Peter Dong

My mother and I live in a one-room apartment, and Gerhard Schmidt lives in our kitchen...

You

Gerhard Schmidt? The cavalry general who died ten years ago while attempting to assassinate the Leader? He’s living in your kitchen?

Peter Dong

Exactly! And his cavalry is always riding across our apartment in the middle of the night! Clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop! It's absolutely impossible to sleep!

Responses

And how can I help you?
Peter Dong

Get his soldiers to wrap rags around their horses’ hooves! They did that on TV in The Wild South!

Responses

Recommend a solution
You

I know a better way.

Peter Dong

Really?

You

Sure! Next time Gerhard Schmidt appears, tell him that the Leader has ordered him to attack the neighboring building!

Peter Dong

Will that help?

You

How could a famous general violate an order from his Leader?

Peter Dong

You're right... Great idea! You helped me a lot, young man! I'll go try that!

Advise him to go to hell
You

You know what? Go away somewhere and sleep the booze off! Try not to get the shakes next time!

Peter Dong

How dare you!

You

Get out of here and let me do my job! My regards to General Schmidt!

Peter Dong

I bared my soul to you, and you spat in my face! Die, you shit heel!

What is this nonsense?
You

General? Cavalry? Are you insane?

Peter Dong

No, I have a Sanity Certificate! This document gives me permission!

You

Why?

Peter Dong

For this!

Let me do my job!
Peter Dong

What do you mean? I have a problem, and your job is to help me solve it!

You

I have no time for your jokes! I have a lot of work to do.

Peter Dong

No time? A citizen has a problem, and you have no time? Burn in hell, you heartless bastard!

You

I don't have time to talk about this.

Codes required:

You cannot change you choice