Hello, my name is Evan!
Hello, my name is Evan!
Oh hi, Evan! I’m Arthur Mitchell, the janitor. It’s my first day here.
What happened to your face? Where did you get those bruises?
That noticeable, huh? My pals and I had some drinks yesterday to celebrate my new job. They got me so liquored up I don’t remember how I got home.
Some friends you have. They could have helped!
Ah, it’s nothing! I probably tripped on the way back... Or stumbled into a police patrol... Or maybe I got into a fight - my jaw is killing me and I’ve got a couple of teeth missing.
You probably shouldn’t drink so much.
It’ll be okay in time for the wedding! The main thing is that the boss doesn’t notice. I'm going to clean his office tonight. Can you imagine what an honor that is? On the first day, no less!
Hi, Arthur!
Oh, hi! How did you know my name?
It’s me, Evan! We’ve already met!
Ah, I see! You must have been in the bar yesterday when I was with my pals. Did you happen to see who tanned my hide so bad? How am I going to clean the boss’s office tonight? And it’s my first day, no less!
Hi, Arthur!
Oh, hi! You know my name?
Yes, your name is Arthur, you’re a janitor, it’s your first day here and this evening you’re going to the boss’s office. My name is Evan.
Are you from the personnel department, or what? How do you know all this? Ah, who cares? Hello, Evan!
What do you want?
Responses
Invite to the quiz
Ask about the key
General chat
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Ask about the Supergame
I know you’re also new here, but maybe you know what this Supergame is all about?
No idea! Chess or checkers, I guess... Personally, I’m only into drinking games.
Ask about the Supergame
Did you see what happened today? They went and fed a bunch of people to the Shredder! What kind of Supergame is it, where people end up shredded like cabbage?
I’m shocked myself! I’m supposed to clean up the whole mess afterwards! And on my first day to boot! They could have at least given me an assistant!
Assistant? I’m telling you that people were turned into mincemeat because of some stupid game!
How’s that my business? I don’t play games like that, so I don’t care. If the losers can’t handle the grind, then the grind will handle them. Get it? You can’t put the mincemeat back in the tube, as they say.
Ask about the Shredder
Have you seen the Shredder? What do you think of it?
Terrible thing, I tell ya... All those blades, ugh! Everything is swimming in front of my eyes after yesterday... I’ve gotta get a grip before I fall over!
Ask about family
You said your face will be okay in time for the wedding. Is there actually a story behind that or are you single?
I had a girlfriend, but turns out she’s a bitch. We just broke up today.
How come?
I went to her place this morning and there were two children and this dude, like, a husband there. Never been kissed, she told me!
Wow!
Yeah. Women. You just can’t trust ‘em!
Ask about work
Do you like working as a janitor?
It’s only my first day! I’m still having a look around.
Ask about Albert DeSalvo
What do you think of the boss of this floor?
Haven’t seen him yet. His office is on my schedule for this evening, though. We’ll see then!
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Would you like to take part in the quiz?
What’s that?
Well, there’ll be questions about the country, the Leader and such. You need to answer them.
Theleedur? Don’t know that country.
Yep, it was a bad idea to invite you. Okay bye.
Hello, Arthur! Rose said you had the key to my work booth.
What? What key, what Rose, who are you?
I'm Evan, I work here. We’ve already met. So do you have the key to my booth?
Key? Oh, right! I found it in my pocket today! I was wondering where it came from…
Here you are!
Thank you, Arthur!
I don't have time to talk about this.
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