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Hello!

You

Hello!

Employee

Hello!

You

I’m...

Responses

Use your real name
You

... Evan Redgrave.

Employee

Redgrave. I knew a Redgrave... good guy. What can I do for you?

Use a fake name
You

... Abram Shniperson.

Employee

If you’re a Shniperson, I’m a ballerina in the Patriotic Theater. But in our Ministry, who cares? Go on...

You

Well, recently my much-loved grandma was sent for the Blissful Sleep. But the old hag hid some of her valuables in an armchair first.

The chair was then requisitioned by the State Services Fund, and I really need to know where it is now. Can you help? I can make it worth your while!

Employee

What does “make it worth your while” mean?

You

I’ll give you a bribe! You guys take bribes, don’t you? So I’ll just bribe you! So that you help me!

Employee

It’s not a bribe, sir. It’s a contribution to the Ministry Fund.

You

Yeah whatever! Here’s some money! Money for you to take!

Employee

How much is in there?

You

Enough to cover a couple of weeks at a resort.

Employee

Like “Old Patriot”?

You

Better than that. I’m talking about “Way of the Leader”, or even “The Central” if you can do without that fancy electrolysis stuff.

Employee

Whoa...

You

That’s what I’m saying! I’ll leave this envelope here, alright?

Employee

Come back tomorrow. I’ll try to find something out.

Responses

Say that the money is fake
You

The money in that envelope is fake.

You

Ferguson’s trying to find out who’s stealing bribes. And he suspects you.

Employee

But I give him every last penny!

You

I’ve warned you. The rest is up to you.

Employee

You are a good man! Thank you.

You

Stay on your toes. Ferguson isn’t going to settle down until he finds the thief.

Say nothing and leave
You

I don't have time to talk about this.

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