Hear the word of the Leader! Open up your soul to him! Join us, The Word of the Leader, to get answers to all your questions!

That's a great question! And, of course, the Great leader has an answer for you. Open the book of quotations to the “Murders” section, to the chapter on “Murder of Relatives”. Let's read it aloud, “Losing a loved one is a misfortune; losing faith in our party is a tragedy”.

And what does that mean?

It means you're asking the wrong questions! Think of how to help the Leader! Join us! Help the Leader make the world better!

Great question! Punishment is a gift from the Leader to point us towards the right path! There is a whole chapter on punishments in the Leader's book of quotations, and it explains everything! Take this, for example, “Public hanging is a great honor, for the punished one gives hope for tomorrow to the living!”.

I doubt Hemnitz was excited about being honored that much.

Not everyone can accept the Leader's wisdom. Come, and we'll teach you to see it everywhere!

Great question! Everyone keeps asking, and only the Leader has the answer!

What is the answer?!

See the Leader's book of quotations, page 59, third paragraph down: “Don't ask me where to get money!”. Brilliant, isn't it?

That's a terrific question! Tell me honestly, have you already tried to find the answer elsewhere? Books, films, plays? A philosopher friend, perhaps?

Philosophers are enemies of people! I don't have friends like that!

Just checking. Bear with me, I’m just doing my job. So, the only place to find the answer is in the Leader's writings. Want to know more?

Of course!

Come to our meetings! The Word of the Leader will answer all of your questions!

I'll think about it…

I'll see. Perhaps, I'll refer someone else to you.