Emma…

Peter Dong

It's good to see you, Emma. How are you?

Emma Hazer

Fine, thank you! I've got a lot of work, as usual. A girl from the department next door went on maternity leave, so I had to help her out and take on her work...

Peter Dong

S’up. How ya doin’?

Emma Hazer

“S'up”?... Where did you learn to talk to girls this way?

Peter Dong

Well… I… Err...

Emma Hazer

What are you mumbling about? Speak faster, I need to help a new employee figure out her terminal. She has no idea what to do.

Peter Dong

If there were more people like you, the world would be a better place!

Emma Hazer

Oh, come on! I'm just an ordinary girl! Work, home - nothing interesting!

Peter Dong

What do you do in your free time?

Emma Hazer

If only I had any! But I do I watch TV shows when I get the chance, or sometimes go to the park or the library. What about you?

Peter Dong

You're wasting your time! Nobody will pay you for that!

Emma Hazer

Well, I like to help people. Not everything in the world is measured in money!

Peter Dong

Of course, of course, don't get mad!

Emma Hazer

No, I’ll admit - money is important. Especially if you have a family and children... But it’s not everything!

Peter Dong

Yes, of course!

Emma Hazer

Tell me something about yourself

Peter Dong

I like watching The Passion of the Leader. I also like going for walks and reading books.

Emma Hazer

That’s my favorite show! I wish I had a close-knit family like that, with lots of children running around! Well, at least two... Both boys. One of them would have a birthmark right here, but we could always have it removed.

Peter Dong

I'm afraid of beetles, open spaces, and the idea of everyone laughing at me.

Emma Hazer

Hm... Valuable information! Are you always so frank or am I just lucky?

Peter Dong

Mom always told me to speak only the truth.

Emma Hazer

How sweet! Do you still live with your mother? Do you have a family, children?

Peter Dong

I adore children. Although I haven't found the right person to have them with yet...

Emma Hazer

Really? What an incredible coincidence! Children are so cute, so wonderful! But you’re right, it’s very difficult to find the right person...

Peter Dong

I hate children. They scream constantly, always make a mess and don't know how to behave!

Emma Hazer

But children are our future!

Peter Dong

Our future is the victory of the Leader's great cause!

Emma Hazer

Of course! But children are a miracle! It's a pity that so few people are fit to be good parents...

Peter Dong

Would you like to meet up again? Maybe we could go somewhere?

Peter Dong

How about meeting in a more, how to put it, intimate setting?