Out with Agoraphobia!

The Ministry of Social Protection’s specialists are proud to announce that they have found a way to beat agoraphobia, the fear of open spaces, for good! According to the new regulations, each citizen will be allocated no more than 10 sq. m. of living space, which means that agoraphobia can be crossed off the list of existing diseases! Glory to our scientists! Measures are currently being taken to seize excess living space.