Constant Vigilance!

The number of cases of smuggling prohibited items into the Ministry has risen. Junior specialist Kelvin Proust was detained while trying to sneak in a fountain pen made in Valverde, an enemy country. Investigations are underway, and Proust has already confessed. We remind you that you are obliged to report all cases of unlawful behavior in the workplace via the anonymous telephones installed in the common areas on each floor of the Ministry.