Scientists from the Ministry of the Protection of the Future have made a startling breakthrough. They have tied a person's degree of patriotism to…

Scientists from the Ministry of the Protection of the Future have made a startling breakthrough. They have tied a person's degree of patriotism to the composition of his or her blood and DNA! A glorious future awaits us, comrades - a future without traitors, hatred, or pain! We are literally going to root out the enemies of this nation at a genetic level! In the near future, mandatory blood collection stations will be installed on the city streets. Testing will be obligatory!