The Ministry of Care announces the solution to providing decent retirement for our senior citizens! Why pay pensions to those who are not working and…

The Ministry of Care announces the solution to providing decent retirement for our senior citizens! Why pay pensions to those who are not working and serving our Great Motherland? We are proud to open the innovative International Euthanasia Center! All citizens aged 85 and older are mandated to report to the center within two weeks and undergo the Blissful Sleep procedure! Be responsible, comrade! You lived your life; let others have a go at theirs! The Ministry of Order reminds its citizens that they are required to report anyone who is dodging his or her civic duty.