Our neighbor, North Borea, is celebrating today! They have exceeded their general production plan by 40 percent! Congratulations, comrades! You are…

Our neighbor, North Borea, is celebrating today! They have exceeded their general production plan by 40 percent! Congratulations, comrades! You are leading by example! The Ministry of Development reports our country is ahead of our plan, too, as wheat was harvested a full month before it was due!