You live in the best country in the world! And other countries are jealous of you! Each of our citizens receives all he or she needs to lead a happy…

You live in the best country in the world! And other countries are jealous of you! Each of our citizens receives all he or she needs to lead a happy and carefree life: soap, sugar, bread, and certificates of appreciation! Just remember: our foes are continually plotting against us! Thankfully, our Great Leader effortlessly disperses the waves of terror our treacherous enemies send crashing upon our Great State. Still, you must be vigilant! Keep an eye on your surroundings, watch out for agents of sabotage, and report every transgression! Do not let aggressive imperialism cast a shadow over our labor and valor! To counter the hostile attacks and defend our right to live as we wish, we will move forward along our own path, and prove that the people and the party are one! Our Great Leader is the mind, honor, and conscience of the State! May he live long and prosper!