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Your canned food was shit! Everyone in the dining hall where my wife works ended up with food poisoning!

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Your canned food was shit! Everyone in the dining hall where my wife works ended up with food poisoning!

They're building a case! She could be sent to jail because of you!

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FLIP OFF
You

Blast off! It's not my problem!

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How dare you disrespect a war veteran like that! Don't get smart with me, clerk!

Not your problem, you say?

You won't have any more troubles, pencil pusher!

ACCUSE THE BOSUN
You

It wasn't me! The bosun gave them to me! Deal with him.

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You bugger! The canned food must have been stolen...

Your seahorse will get what it deserves!

KEEP THE MATTER QUIET (-250 reputation points)
You

Mark, let's stifle this.

I'm sure everything will be fine. I'll help. I'll call a friend of mine.

Reputation > 249
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Oh, I don't like this story. Okay, you're my boss...

Say one word about my wife...

Reputation-250

Otherwise
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Who are you, son? Even the rats in this house aren't afraid of you.

You don't have any friends! Don't lie to me, bugger!

You won't call anyone, pencil pusher!

KEEP THE MATTER QUIET (-$1,000)
You

Mark, let's stifle this.

I'm sure everything will be fine. I'll take care of this!

Money > 999
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OK! What can you expect from a clerk? I know you have a family...

Money-1,000

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Do you have any money? No?

You're right. One doesn't need money in the Underworld, especially a pencil pusher like you!

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