YouWho are you? May I help you? I'm Carl Stein, the landlord of this house.
ReplyI'm Jeanne Oehrn, leader of the Women's Work Movement!
Our main goal is to free women from the kitchen! Our motto is, "Every woman must have a place at a machine and patent leather shoes for the dance!"
Are you ready to make a contribution to the freedom and happiness of every woman in our country?
YouAnd how much does freedom cost a woman?
Reply$5,000, comrade Carl!
Responses
I will make a contribution with pleasure!
Money >= 5,000
ReplyThank you in the name of the women's fellowship! I will register you in the white book.
Money-5,000
Reputation+2,500
YouJeanne, are you sure a woman would be happier standing at a machine than working in her kitchen?
ReplyNo doubt, comrade Carl! The country has moved forward, and we are moving with it!
Today, women are the perfect substitute for men!
YouYou bet... You should get married, young lady.
ReplyI was married, comrade Carl. I cooked, washed clothes, and cleaned.
And what do you think my husband did? Nothing!
Moreover, he grew the cocks at home. And they shit everywhere they could - even in the borscht!
YouFighting cocks? How much did he earn?
ReplyMen! The only thing that interests you is money!
Well, yes, he made a lot of money because he was the best in this business.
But those kinds of fight are illegal! And he - out of sheer mockery of the law - called his champion Wise Chief.
Although he hasn't lost a single fight, he's disrespecting our Great Leader!
What a name for a cock, of all things! The authorities could be here any minute!
Glory to the Chief. I left my husband at the right time and found happiness at one of the factory's machines.
YouThat's the truth! That's history that freezes your blood...
Otherwise
YouI can't give you the money. I don't have the full amount yet.
ReplyWell, contributions are still voluntary. But I've registered your decision in the black book. See you later, comrade Carl.
I'm not going to make a contribution. It's all a bunch of women's nonsense!
ReplyWell, contributions are still voluntary. But I've registered your decision in the black book. See you later, comrade Carl.