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Where's my money for the canned food?

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Where's my money for the canned food?

I dare you to throw me! I'll knock what little sense you have out of you!

You

Your canned food was rotten. An old woman was reported to the authorities for poisoning people in the dining hall.

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Bullshit! They've been in the hold for two or three years!

Even if ten years! Nothing can spoil it!

Give me the money!

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You

I won't pay you a penny! The canned food was stolen. I can report this, you know!

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You will tell NO ONE, pig! There are no phones in the Underworld.

KEEP THE MATTER QUIET (-150 reputation points)
You

How dare you talk to an officer of the state that way, sailor!

Reputation > 149
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You'll pay for this, bugger!

Reputation-150

Otherwise
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I'm a bosun! And you're a non-entity!

I'll never do business with you again.

PAY WITH YOUR OWN MONEY (-$3,000)
You

Here's the money. I don't want to argue with you.

Money > 2,999

Money-3,000

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What a clunker you are! You paid for someone else's mistake!

I'll never do business with you again.

Otherwise
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You have nothing! You're a beggar!

I'll add some work for you to deal with in that bug-ridden place you manage!

So you never forget about Jones Popanedo, bugger!

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You

I swear you'll have an anchor up your ass! A huge anchor hanging from a rusty chain and encrusted with barnacles!

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I'll listen. But if you throw me again...

I swear you'll have an anchor up your ass! A huge anchor hanging from a rusty chain and encrusted with barnacles!

You

Help the Schimmers leave the country. They'll pay a good price. You have a place on the barge to hide them.

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Do you want me to make a sea coyote out of a sea wolf?

Let me think...

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OK! As long as the money is green...

Tell them to go to the pier. A boy in a paper hat will be waiting for them. I'll call someone...

Otherwise
You

I'll find a way to return the money to you.

I'll come back later, and we'll discuss this issue further.

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OK! The more the better.

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