MEET
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MEET
I'm Carl, the landlord.
Big shot! Ahem!
I'm Irving Munch, market security guard.
You remind me of someone...
When I was young, we used to joke that we're all the same in our country: our faces are grey from coal dust, and only the whites of our eyes are visible.
Returns to earlier responses
DISCUSS THE WEATHER
The weather sucks.
What did you want? Ugh...
Fall sucks. Then again, that country is always draped in the same depressing grey...
Not like the good old days.
Returns to earlier responses
ASK WHAT'S NEW
Any news?
What news? I'm an old soldier...
Ah, actually, yes! I struck a real deal last week!
What deal?
I found half of a pack of wet foreign salt in the shed and sold it.
It was worthless before, but after the ban went into effect, someone gave me a fortune for it.
And how much was that?
for $300
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RUDE JOKE
Are you sure that wasn't sand?
You lousy joker! Do you have any idea what we used to do with those in the army?
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WHAT CAN YOU DO, OLD SACK?!
You! You! How dare you mock an officer! I'll remove your tonsils through your ass - bare-handed!
Responses
KEEP JOKING
I see you're not just a businessman but a proctologist as well.
You're doomed, jerk!
APOLOGIZE
OK, OK! I won't do it again! Sorry!
APOLOGIZE
Sorry, man, I couldn't help myself. I won't joke like that again. I swear.
Go away. Couldn't you have held it? Freaking bed wetter...
APPROVE
Killer deal!
I think so, too! I have a sack of rotten grain. I hope they prohibit that, too. I'll finally be rich!
Reputation+300
THREATEN
You had illegal salt and didn't turn it in? That's a crime, old man!
What are you talking about? Where would an old guy get foreign salt? I don't even salt my food anymore.
Have you heard that's white death?
OLD TIMES
You keep talking about the good old days. Was it really that much better for you back then?
Ugh! Ugh!
You know, life was more difficult back then.
Store shelves were packed tight with groceries.
Ugh...
But hardly anyone could afford even a piece of the abundance...
You had to work a lot and think even more. And now everything is decided for you.
You just appear at work and get what you're due.
I can't even obtain the crappiest tobacco.
Returns to earlier responses
DISCUSS THE RUINED BANNER
Who do you think could have ruined the banner?
Why would I know? Are you accusing me?
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ACCUSE OF VANDALISM
I know you ruined the banner!
Where did you dream that up, jerk?
Because I found the same spoiled banner in your apartment! Were you using it for training?
You moron! Sniffing around?
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YELL
You're a traitor! I'll report you!
You state snitch!
I'll show you! I have nothing to lose; everything has been taken from me.
LISTEN TO EXPLANATION
And how can you explain that?
I don't know what got into me.
I'm tired of living like trash. Ugh, ugh, ugh...
I used to build airplanes. I flew them, too! Now I have to be a security guard! UGH!
Damn. Now what should I do with you?
Hey, listen, don't tell on me, boy, OK? I'm too old to go to jail...
I'm good at drawing. Want me to fix it?
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REPORT
No, old man. I can't take that risk.
Oh, well. Let me go smoke one last cigarette...
COVER UP
Okay, but hurry up.
Ah ha! Thanks, son! I'll draw you something really badass!
COMPLAIN ABOUT VANDALS (-500 reputation points)
I received an order to hang propaganda banners.
I spent hours putting them on, and then I found out one of the banners was ruined!
Once the auditor is here, it won't be just me; the whole building will be in deep water!
Reputation-500
Geez...
Sorry, buddy. I'm old; I didn't consider the consequences...
Ugh! Ugh!
I can't bear all of these lies anymore.
And poor kids. They're like sponges, sucking in all of that propaganda crap...
So it's your fault?
I don't know what got into me.
Hey, listen, don't tell on me, boy, OK? I'm too old to go to jail...
I'm good at drawing. Want me to fix it?
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REPORT
No, old man. I can't take that risk.
Oh, well. Let me go smoke one last cigarette...
COVER UP
Okay, but hurry up.
Ah ha! Thanks, son! I'll draw you something really badass!
That sucks. Did you like the banner, though?
Garbage!
What do you know about art?
DISCUSS THE RUINED BANNER
About that banner...
What's there to talk about? You're going to report me, right? So, go ahead.
DISCUSS THE RUINED BANNER
The banner you drew...
Did you like it?
I've been thinking... Should I become an artist?
Responses
SAY YOU LIKED THE BANNER
Great banner!
I never knew you were such a good man. Respect, Carl Stein!
Reputation+1,000
SAY THE BANNER IS HORRIBLE
No, old man, you can't be an artist. They'll laugh at you.
Get lost. If you're so smart, draw it yourself.
ASK ABOUT SUSPICIOUS THINGS IN THE HOUSE
Have you seen anything suspicious?
Saw that!
What?
Someone ate by bread pudding!
END CONVERSATION
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