Hello!
Hello!
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MEET
I'm here to introduce myself. I'm Carl, the landlord.
I'm honored. I'm Dr. Alloisius Shpak, a physician.
You must've heard about me. The entire city did!
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I've never heard of you.
Really? Did you just get here?
What are you famous for?
I'm not one to pat myself on the back. I was just doing my duty!
Of course I heard.
Please don't praise me. I was just doing my duty.
Just doing my duty.
Ehhh... That's great...
Let me know if you need anything.
Oh, what problems could I possibly have?
Nothing...
You're very busy!
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ASK HOW IT'S GOING
Are you OK?
Oh, busy, busy, busy...
Patients fight over me.
Are you a doctor?
That's the REAL one! Don't you doubt it!
I can cure even a healthy man!
I'd say especially healthy!
Any education?
Are you kidding?
I've dedicated my life to treating people!
Your doubts hurt me...
Sorry, this is a demanding job.
How can you, dear?
Here's a good way for you to relax!
Just be reasonable.
ASK ABOUT KLAUS Schimmer
I already told you all I know.
Dearest Carl! I'm happy to see you!
How are you doing? And how is the family?
Everything is fine, thanks. I wanted to ask about...
So much joy. That's a rare thing nowadays!
I'm soothing myself... Alloisius...
I'm here to talk about...
Alloisius, you can't keep worrying about the whole world.
The State takes care of us!
...about your neighbor...
But no... I keep worrying about our neighbors... I mean all people!
You know... Oh...
Sorry, I got carried away. So what did you want to talk about?
About Klaus Schimmer from apartment 1...
I just moved in here, dear.
I haven't even met all of my neighbors yet.
I'm sure they're all great people. And your... Ummm...
Strauss Healer is a great man, too.
Klaus Schimmer
Of course.
If only dear Mr. Schlimber smoked less!
Smoking kills!
...
ASK ABOUT PRESCRIPTIONS
My wife asked me to ask you if you could write a prescription so she doesn't have to go to the hospital.
Sorry, but I can't prescribe medication. I... You see...
I'm a famous cardiosurgeon. I perform surgeries, but I have no license for prescribing medicine. This is, of course, a huge mistake…
It'll be fixed soon. I can't help, although I'd be glad to assist you in any other way.
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ALLOISIUS'S SOLITUDE
Do you want to talk?
I have a request. A very private one...
I'm all ears, Alloisius.
Due to the demands of my profession, I have no time for personal matters.
Saving people 24/7 is my civic duty!
I know it's hard to believe that looking at me, but...
I'm very shy around women.
I'm confused and blushing, and every inch of my extremely gifted self is sweating profusely!
And what can I do? Get you some deodorant?
Your wife is amazing, Carl. You clearly know a lot about dealing with women.
I'm lonely. Find me a woman, Carl.
She'd be a good woman to have in the bedroom and the kitchen!
ALLOISIUS'S SOLITUDE
Do you want to talk?
I asked you for a favor, Carl, but I see you don't care about your tenants! Why did I move to this bug-ridden place...
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USE YOUR REPUTATION (-250 reputation points)
Listen, Alloisius! This building is full of rats like you, and everyone needs something from me! Tell me what you want!
I have a request. A very private one...
I'm all ears, Alloisius.
Due to the demands of my profession, I have no time for personal matters.
Saving people 24/7 is my civic duty!
I know it's hard to believe that looking at me, but...
I'm very shy around women.
I'm confused and blushing, and every inch of my extremely gifted self is sweating profusely!
And what can I do? Get you some deodorant?
Your wife is amazing, Carl. You clearly know a lot about dealing with women.
I'm lonely. Find me a woman, Carl.
She'd be a good woman to have in the bedroom and the kitchen!
Reputation-250
You're not a big enough hot shot to boss the doctor around!
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TALK ABOUT LONELINESS
Any preference? Who would you like to meet?
Anyone!
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I found a girlfriend for you!
Who is she?
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The girl from the ad
I can't wait to meet her.
The number is 237-451. Call her; she's waiting.
I'll call her today! But I need to gather my courage first.
Can you find me a chocolate bar? It's not OK to show up for a date emptyhanded...
Rosa Ranek's niece
I can't wait to meet her.
She should visit her aunt soon.
That's great! What a relief. I will soon no longer be lonely.
Just kidding! I didn't find you a girlfriend.
That's cruel, Carl! You're playing with people's feelings!
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TALK ABOUT CHOCOLATE
Did you bring chocolate?
I bought it!
Great! I'm ready to go on a date!
I remember. I'll get it.
I really hope so!
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ASK ABOUT A DATE
Great! I'm definitely going again!
She's smart and beautiful!
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ASK WHAT HAPPENED
Clara, the woman you introduced me to, is wonderful! Can she move in with me?
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Of course.
That's against the rules!
Please, I'll pay you a thousand dollars!
Here, take the money. You're saving me from being alone!
Money+1,000
TALK ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE
I'm ecstatic. Clara is incredible! Thank you!
She says nobody called her but us. Poor thing...
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TALK ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE
Sarah makes me happy!
She's a fantastic cook! I must treat you to her specialty: chicken innards pie!
My life is finally coming together, thanks to you.
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ASK WHAT HAPPENED
I'm on the verge of perishing. Make her go away. She disappointed me!
Keeps singing all day long.
She took my collection of rare wines to her friends, and didn't even apologize!
She danced and sang while I was dying of a terrible headache.
And no sign of remorse!
How can I help?
Make her go away! Please, I can't do it myself...
And I wanted to go on a cruise. I even bought the tickets!
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AGREE
Okay, I'll evict her.
REFUSE
That's your problem.
ASK ABOUT CLARA
I'm disappointed! She's not what I thought she was!
Clara broke my heart... But I can't throw her out. Please do something!
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FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED
Do you want to say something?
I can't stay in the same apartment as that woman!
It's either her or me!
If you can't evict her, I'll leave. Farewell!
TALK ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE
Do you regret Clara leaving?
Oh, no. This woman is unworthy!
I'm a loser, Carl. In both love and cards.
Women have been breaking my heart since I was a kid. That's why I became a cardiosurgeon.
I cure people's hearts. What else is left for me to do?
What will you do next?
Don't worry about me, dear. You saw Shpak in love; now you'll see Shpak heartbroken.
It wasn't your fault; you became unwittingly tangled up in that scandal. I want to make it up to you.
Take those cruise tickets. I wanted to go with Clara, but will now dedicate all my time to work.
My patients need me.
TALK ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE
Do you regret Clara leaving?
She didn't just leave, she stole the family jewels!
It's my fault. I shouldn't have told her about mom's golden brooch...
That rascal! What are you going to do?
Don't worry about me, dear. You saw Shpak in love; now you'll see Shpak heartbroken.
It wasn't your fault; you became unwittingly tangled up in that scandal. I want to make it up to you.
Take those cruise tickets. I wanted to go with Clara, but will now dedicate all my time to work.
My patients need me.
TALK ABOUT JEWELS
I want to talk with you, Alloisius.
I'm all ears, Carl.
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I need your advice. Where's a perfect place to hide something valuable?
I bought a ring for my wife, but I don't know where to hide it until it's time to give it to her.
I never knew you were romantic. I always use books. People rarely read nowadays.
No thief will check the bookshelf and try to read the medical encyclopedia.
Got any pictures?
No.
It's perfect! Thank you!
Where do you keep the valuables?
Check out the safe. It's where I store our family jewels.
And pay your annual tax. It's all legal, Carl, so don't worry. I keep trinkets only at home.
No caches with family jewels.
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MENTION THE WOMAN AT THE DOOR
There's a woman on your doorstep. She says she came to see you.
Really? That's strange, but let's see...
TALK ABOUT THE GUEST
I wanted to ask about your guest.
Sarah is incredible. What a cook!
For the first time in years, my stomach isn't acting up!
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ASK WHAT HE WANTS
Can I help you?
We're so happy we decided to get married! Did you hear me? Alloisius is getting married! Can you imagine?
I bought cruise tickets to the Southern shore for our honeymoon. All thanks to you!
But I have a request. I want to make Sarah a gift, but I don't know her very well...
I don't even know what she likes.
Can you ask around about her?
OK
I owe you! And I'll definitely treat you to a slice of chicken innards pie! It's delicious!
TALK ABOUT GATHERING INFO
You asked me to find out about Sarah...
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SAY SHE'S NOT SARAH
She's an imposter!
How could you do that to me, Carl? I thought we were friends.
Don't you dare lie about my Sarah!
I don't believe you. Leave! And don't come back!
SAY SHE LOVES FLOWERS
She loves flowers.
I'll buy her flowers! A million red roses!
In any case, I've made my decision. Carl, I'd be very grateful if you helped me with my wedding.
Sarah needs a veil...
Money+300
SAY SHE LOVES COOKING
She's a good cook.
All you needed to do to find this out was stop by for dinner.
In any case, I've made my decision. Carl, I'd be very grateful if you helped me with my wedding.
Sarah needs a veil...
TELL HIM ALLOISIUS IS THE BEST GIFT
I heard her say you're the best gift she's ever received.
I love this woman!
I'd be very grateful if you helped me with the wedding, Carl.
Sarah needs a veil...
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ASK WHAT HE WANTS
Can I help you?
Too bad you didn't gather information about my Sarah, Carl. But there's no time to waste!
In any case, I've made my decision. Carl, I'd be very grateful if you helped me with my wedding.
Sarah needs a veil...
MAKE PEACE WITH ALLOISIUS
Calm down, Alloisius, and let's talk!
No! You're trying to destroy my happiness! Go away!
TALK ABOUT THE VEIL
You asked for a veil...
Sarah definitely needs it! It's white and lacey...
Here. What do you think?
She's wonderful. Thank you! I respected you before, too.
But now I'll worship you and make my colleagues and acquaintances at the ministry just like you!
Reputation+500
A veil is a luxury. I'll do all I can to find it for you.
TALK ABOUT THE WEDDING
I took care of everything!
Great! Let's get together in two days! I'll talk with the neighbors!
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have become the happiest man in the world!
I feel like singing and dancing naked in the moonlight!
What are you talking about, Alloisius?!
The very thought of those crazy college parties... Don't mind me, Carl.
Thankfully, I'm not a student anymore, so I think singing will be enough.
TALK ABOUT SARAH
Sarah left me... I'm crushed...
Sarah left me... I'm crushed...
It was going well. I even bought the tickets for the cruise. And now I have no use for them!
Take it, Carl. Perhaps it'll bring you happiness. I'm going to console myself with work.
TALK ABOUT SARAH
Sarah was arrested! They're saying she's an imposter!
Sarah was arrested! They're saying she's an imposter!
Everybody lies...
And I bought the cruise tickets... I think they'll make you happier than me!
Take it. I don't want any reminders...
TALK ABOUT SARAH'S ARREST
TALK ABOUT CLARA'S ARREST
Klara was arrested!
Everybody lies...
And I bought the cruise tickets... I think they'll make you happier than me!
Take it. I don't want any reminders...
TALK ABOUT CLARA'S ARREST
ASK ABOUT ASPIRIN
Good day, Alloisius. Do you have any aspirin?
I have nothing for you. Go away.
Why does everyone like these pills?
Can you obtain these medications?
It breaks my heart to say this - but no...
But I have no right to prescribe or receive medication.
You have to go to the hospital, or trade with those who don't need it.
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ASK ABOUT NEWS
I like it when you stop by to talk.
I heard there was an accident in the Northern mines.
I heard there are victims...
This isn't in the newspapers yet.
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TALK ABOUT MARTHA'S ILLNESS
Alloisius, my daughter is sick.
Can you examine her?
Go to the hospital.
Perhaps you'll find a doctor who will treat the child of a heartless man there.
Of course I'll examine her!
It's my duty. I'm a doctor!
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ASK ABOUT THE RESULTS OF THE EXAM
What's wrong with my daughter?
Wait... I need to think.
I'll let you know when I'm ready to talk.
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ASK ABOUT THE RESULTS OF THE EXAM
What's wrong with my daughter?
I don't want to scare you, but Martha isn't well. She has bibasilar rales in the lower half of both lungs...
She needs antibiotics ASAP. And, as much as I love domestic medicine, she needs the imported stuff.
Local medication will only make it worse. And it's already serious... Delays could result in a fatality...
It's $… per course. Sorry, but I couldn't find anything cheaper.The amount depends on your playthrough.
Quotes, prescriptions, regulations... I'm risking a lot to help your baby!
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TALK ABOUT MARTHA'S TREATMENT
I understand your reaction, but this is the final price.
GIVE THE MONEY FOR MARTHA'S TREATMENT
Alloisius, I have the money for Martha's treatment!
Carl, I have no doubt. Give it to me faster, and I'll get the medicine for you.
Could you bring the medicine now and then take the money for it?
I'm sorry, Carl. But the situation is quite the contrary.
I'm not taking advantage of your grief, I just don't have this medicine at home.
For this amount of money, I can buy the medicine and bring it to you.
TALK ABOUT THE MEDICINE FOR MARTHA
Do you already have the medicine my daughter needs?
You are very impatient! Believe me - I want your daughter to get better.
I'll let you know when I have the medicine in my hands.
TALK ABOUT THE MEDICINE FOR MARTHA
Do you have the medicine?
Yes. Here it is. Tell your wife to read the instructions carefully. Follow them closely and everything will be OK!
Don't expect a miracle on the first day. The medicine needs to accumulate in your daughter's system, and even then, it's unlikely it will fully heal her.
You can decrease the risk of a lethal outcome.
Does that mean she'll need something else? Another treatment?
Probably. But now you must provide a warm place and good nutrition for your daughter.
I understand everybody eats sausages and pasta, but your daughter needs to consume a more balanced diet.
Cooked cereals, soups, and fruits are a must...
That's all I can do for you at the moment.
TALK ABOUT MARTHA'S HEALTH
Thank you for helping us acquire the medicine for our daughter!
It's nothing! I'm happy to help. Children are the colors of a nation. And we have only two colors today: black and white.
FURNITURE REPAIR
I'm here on business. I need to repair the furniture in your apartment.
Come in!
END CONVERSATION
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