Too bad it didn't work out between us, handsome.

Too bad it didn't work out between us, handsome.

Do you need something?

Maybe I do, maybe I don't...

But first I'd like to know what such a handsome guy is doing in this hellhole?

Mixing business with pleasure, of course!

You can have a little fun and make a lot of money.

And what exactly do I have to do?

Relieve two people of the cause of their quarrel.

In what way?

Two brothers boarded with me at the station, and each of them has one half of a government bond.

The bond itself is pretty much worthless, even if cashed in, but it became a stumbling block for the brothers.

The bond holds sentimental value for me, and I'm willing to pay a lot to the person who brings me both halves.

Why not offer this money to the owners, then?

They are headstrong, stupid, and hold grudges forever.

So you want me to steal the papers from them?

Does the word "theft" really apply when the object is worth nothing?

I'm just offering to help people get rid of garbage.

Cleaning is in your job description, isn't it?

I'll think about it.

Just don't think too long, handsome, the brothers will be getting off in a few stations.

What are you offering?

Sorry, but I'm not interested in questionable offers.

I would never believe that such a smart man would refuse a lucrative offer without even hearing it.

All right, what are you offering?

I could ask you the same thing.

Ahaha, nobody called me handsome before. Am I really that manly?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean...

I'm just kidding around, baby! Why so serious?

Speaking of fun. Want to get some?

What? No, I, er... I'm working.

What do you mean, you naughty boy? I'm a respectable woman!

Sorry, I didn't mean anything untoward.

You sure?

I assure you, I had nothing like that on my mind.

Hm, that's a shame.

However, I did mean to offer you a different kind of entertainment.

The kind that stirs the blood and tickles the nerves. A small but profitable venture.

Are you interested?

I have a lot on my plate, so if I can't help you, then...

Oh, straight to business? I like it. I respect earnest men.

Well then, I have a business proposal for you.

If you think it's a hellhole, then maybe you shouldn't be here either?

Oh, I'm sorry, I just meant that such a distinguished gentleman does this place credit.

Maybe even too much credit.

And such a man probably has ambitions, and maybe even a plan for achieving more.

And if that's the case, then our interests may coincide.

How about a business partnership?

So how's it going, handsome?

I got what you asked for.

A friend in need is a friend indeed!

Don't you think this little adventure has made us friends, handsome?

Here's your share, as promised. Told you I was a respectable woman.

Hi again, handsome.

I've decided to give you a second chance.

Don't waste it, handsome.

I can see you looking at me, handsome.

Don't be shy, look as much as you like.

Do you need something?

I need a man.

A bold and assertive one.

Just like you.

No, seriously.

I'm being completely serious, handsome.

Have you seen the lady in shabby furs?

I bet she was rich once.

Of course, a lot was probably confiscated from her.

But she was probably able to save some family heirloom or something. They all do that.

Let me guess, I'm supposed to steal it?

Well, if rule-breaking is such a turn-on for you, I'll be the last person to judge.

But if, say, you stumble upon something that looks like an expensive old trinket, then you know who to go to.

I'll be waiting, handsome.

The woman you mentioned complained that her family heirloom had gone missing.

Was that your doing?

I'm a respectable woman, handsome. I keep my hands clean.

But you can search me, if you want.

I came upon a piece of jewelry...

Oh, how lovely! That's exactly what I was looking for!

Pleasure doing business with you, handsome!

One of the passengers is gathering a group to play cards.

Oh, and you thought of me? How sweet.

Tell them I'm in.

I see you have something to offer me, don't you, handsome?

A group of young people want to throw a party in compartment 1. They say they're missing a woman.

Youngsters are below my level, handsome.

They are from first class. Rich parents, apparently.

You know how to get my attention.

Oh well, why not.

To the Leader!

To the Leader!

Happy Triumphant Anniversary!

Happy Triumphant Anniversary!

Oh, a flower? For me? Thank you!

This is in honor of the Triumphant Anniversary.

Pity, I just got excited.

Happy Triumphant Anniversary!

You and I could get something going if you're a good boy.

You can look, but you can't touch.

Although, maybe I should make an exception for a certain conductor?