Ticket, please.

Ticket, please.

The thing is... my girlfriend just tore up my ticket.

Is there anything we could do?

Ha! Are you a man or what? How can you let some broad treat you like that?

Why did your girlfriend do that?

She wanted me to become a party activist.

And she couldn't accept that I was going away to study for a less promising profession.

Ugh, what a wimp! All that lovey-dovey stuff is for wusses! A real man should be serving at the front!

And are YOU going to the front?

Me? No, I have flat feet and a different mission. Someone has to help our lads here, too.

So what do you say?

I can't help you. Travelling without a ticket is prohibited.

All right, you can stay. Just don't tell the other passengers.

Thank you.

This country is going to the dogs... There's no order anywhere.

I'm not sure I have the right to allow you to travel without a ticket. How far are you going?

To Uln.

Uln? I didn't know there were any colleges there.

They have the best veterinary school in the country.