I had quite a fright!

I had quite a fright!

It made me hungry again!

Are you lost, my dear?

Yes?

Would I LIKE, my dear. Get into the habit of using the right words. And I would, yes.

All right, what would you like?

You see, I have tried literally everything that can be eaten in this damn country.

And a lot of things that can't.

But a friend reminded me that I had never tried poor people's food.

Do you catch my drift?

You want me to get you poor people's food?

Not just ANY poor people's food, but the cheapest kind of all!

Okay, I'll ask around.

You do that, dear. I'll make it worth your while.

Here, I got you what you asked for.

Fascinating! What is it?

It's the slop they make for prisoners from expired stuff.

Excellent! Give it here!

Goodness! It's...

You say prisoners eat this?

This is pure ambrosia!

Oh... I don't feel so good... oof...

And what an unusual aftertaste and feeling in the stomach... Ooh-wee...

Oh yes! I... I've never experienced anything like this in my life!

A delight!

You're in good standing with me now, my dear!

I can't get that prisoner slop out of my head.

Shall I bring you some more?

No, it won't be the same the second time.

But that got me thinking.

I want to try something really dangerous, you know?

For instance.

Have you heard of fugu?

No.

It's a poisonous fish that can kill you if it's not cooked correctly.

Why would you eat something like that?

You wouldn't understand! I've eaten it a dozen times, but I never experienced anything like what I did from that slop!

Can the cook that made it whip up something even more dangerous?

I can ask, but I doubt he'll want to go to jail if something happens to you.

I understand. Attention, everyone! If something happens to me because of the dish that our dear little conductor is going to bring me, please do not blame him or the cook!

Will you now bring me what I ask for?

All right, I'll go check.

Here, I brought you what you asked for.

And what is it?

It's Northern Kraken.

Never heard of this dish. What's it made from?

The cook keeps the recipe a secret. But he says it's very dangerous.

Hmm... well, let's try it. I hope you don't disappoint me...

Bon appetit.

Ew! What is this crap? Ugh, I refuse to eat this swill!

You've disappointed me!

It's neither tasty nor dangerous, it's just disgusting!

Just a second. The cook said you have to pour wine over this dish before it can be eaten.

Go on, then.

There... Bon appetit.

Let's try it...

Oh my! This is amazing! What kind of genius chef is riding on this train?

Ooooh, the sensations inside are so strong. Oh God! I'm dying!

Dying of delight!

Yes! Yes! Yes! This is true haute cuisine!

Magnificent!

You've outdone yourself!

Ooooh, yes!

Just a second. You have to pour a special sauce over this dish before it can be eaten.

Go on, then.

There... Bon appetit.

Let's try it...

Oh my! This is amazing! What kind of genius chef is riding on this train?

Ooooh, the sensations inside are so strong. Oh God! I'm dying!