Good afternoon, I'm the conductor of this car. Has something happened?

Good afternoon, I'm the conductor of this car. Has something happened?

Yes, conductor. There's a defect in one of your wheels. It'll need repairs.

I've been informed that you're holding up the train. I demand that you end this sabotage immediately!

No skin off my nose. Keep going if you want to, but it's at your own risk.

You'll go off the rails in the fields, and be delayed by a lot more than three to five days.

Three days?! This is sabotage! I'll have you court-martialled!

Talk to my superiors about this, not me. And then we'll see how it goes.

Are you threatening me?

Do you even know WHO I AM? Do you know WHERE this train is headed and WHOM it is carrying?

I'm just a little guy! But you do have a defective wheel.

This is a brand-new train, specially designed to travel unscathed into a combat zone! There can be no defects!

Then let the top brass figure out why it went off the rails before even reaching your combat zone.

They'll be surprised to see this beat-up car in their brand-new train.

Do what you have to do!

Of course we will. We'll fix it up good and proper.

And the conductor should have informed his passengers about the situation, instead of wandering idly around the platform!

And suggested to everyone traveling to Helmer that they transfer to a commuter bus.

We won't fix it before we fix it! Haha!